Im a reverse techno stripper with tits like icicles

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pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

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demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

(via hi)

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argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

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abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:

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shavingryansprivates:

jontronshat:

shavingryansprivates:

KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15

I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this

what

(via hi)

(via hi)

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eatsleepcrap:

uterushaver:

eatsleepcrap:

uterushaver:

eatsleepcrap:

Knock Knock

Who’s there

Mufasa

Mufasa who

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simba, you have forgotten me

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internetanimeboy:

talom:

waiting for your order like

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real footage of ur amazon order being processed

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